BUBBLE BERRY PIE

blue pie in purple bowl




My favourite dish

Is bubble berry pie.

It’s very easy to make.

It’s as easy as pie.


You must give it a try,

If you bake like me.

There aren’t many ingredients.

Here is the recipe.


The first thing you’ll need

Is a big, deep bowl.

But you won’t need a rolling pin.

There’s no dough to roll.


You must add water first,

Then some berry soap.

Now give it a stir.

You like to stir fast, I hope.


Next watch the bubbles

Fill up and rise.

Add shampoo topping.

It’s a nice surprise.


Float the pie in water

And count up to ten.

When the bubbles start popping

Don’t count again.


Your bubble berry pie is ready.

You can look, you can touch,

But don’t ever taste it.

You know as much.


You can’t make this pie in a kitchen,

You cannot take that path.

Bubble berry pie is always

Best made inside the bath.


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